(by artist David Sipress)

(Artist: Eddie Colla)

(fakebuddhaquotes.com says this is a fake Buddha quote, but the Buddha said, “All descriptions of reality are temporary hypotheses.”, though fakebuddhaquotes says this is a fake quote too. whoa.)

(the internets don’t think that Mark Twain actually said this, but they do think Groucho Marx said: He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot… that’s good enough for me!)

(often attributed to John Lennon, who very likely didn’t say this)